The Dildo Diaries

No offense to our fine readers in Texas, but your state is insane. If you need proof, look no further than the state legislature's hilarious (and kinda sad) attempts to ban all manner of sexual adventure, as chronicled in the documentary "Dildo Diaries." The film dates back to 2002 (somehow we missed it at our local 18-screen cineplex), but the sex toy and sodomy laws that it address are still an issue in court rooms and sex shops as we speak. After the jump, learn why Texans can buy "educational models," but not dildos; the difference between a "personal massager" and a vibrator; and why you can stick anything in your butt as long as it isn't a penis. And you thought Tom DeLay was crazy? You have no idea.

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· The Dildo Diaries (edit) (YouTube)
· Dildo Diaries (dildodiaries.net)

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