Wet Spots

· Be on the lookout for a $200 dollar dildo that was stolen (along with about 40 vibrators and other assorted goodies) from an Israeli "sexologist." At least the cops are on her side—she could have been in Texas. (yahoo.com)

· Despite the common complaint, strip clubs are not magnets for criminal activity. Unless you consider bad music and two-drink minimums a crime. (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

· Video games and sex have always gone well together as this retrospective demonstrates. You might want to mention this the next time your therapist wants to talk about childhood. (i-mockery.com)

· Parents, if you think you know what your kid is up to sexually, you probably don't want to click on this link, because chances are you're way off. Have fun at the family dinner tonight! (nymag.com)

· An Austrian roofer accidentally nailed himself to a building ... through his own testicles. This isn't really funny, but we like liberal use of the phrase "wedding tackle." (theregister.co.uk)

· Brooke Burke thinks Americans should show more skin. Well, maybe not all of them, but we think she definitely should. (video @ collegedowntime.com)

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