Wet Spots: And Her Little Dog Too

· Would you pay money to go to Scores with Dennis Rodman? Of course not. Just show up any night of the week and he'll probably be there. (ebay.com)

· Tera Patrick and her (formerly missing) dog, Chopper, will be featured on VH1's "Hottest Pets" tonight. Something tells us people won't be tuning in to see the dog. (avn.com + mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Gawker commenters—apparently unfamiliar with the female form—revolt at the sight of semi-famous pregnant boobs. Yes, that's really what grown women really look like naked. (Gawker)

· Superman's girlfriend teaches you how to get in shape (in skimpy workout clothes, of course) to impress your favorite superhero. After all, if you're not strong enough to hang on to those ledges, how can he save you from them? (popoholic.com)

· The UK gets set to host its own version of the Adult Film Awards, which organizers claim will soon be "bigger than the Oscars." Even we're not that gullible. (lse.co.uk)

· The newest wartime strategy: send a unit of prostitutes to follow your soldiers into battle. It's brilliant, because if every army thought this way, then no one would ever have time to fight. (ncbuy.com)

· A look behind the scenes of Topless Sports News. That's where we always turn for highlights from the World Series of something or other. (gelfmagazine.com)

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