Morning Wood: Hot Mamas

· A new reality show is searching for the "Hottest Mom in America." Then again, aren't we all? (dailynews.com)

· Destructoid brings us yet another sighting of hot babes wearing video games, in this case a "bikini" made of Xbox components. We're guessing trying to actually swim with one on wouldn't be a great idea. (destructoid.com)

· Maybe Alabama's Libertarian candidate for governor can take over where Mary Carey left off? She's no pornstar, but never underestimate the power of some nice cleavage. (cumberlink.com)

· Showing men a (subliminal) picture of a nude woman helps their brains focus. That explains why your trusty Fleshbot editors have never lost a single game of Connect Four. (sciam.com)

· A man in the UK nearly bankrupts himself and the company he works for by hiring prostitutes to clean his house ... and the place is still a mess! (timesonline.co.uk)

· The ALCU goes to trial with the government today over the 1998 Child Online Protection Act, which was written to control online porn. 1998? Did they even have internet tubes back then? (xbiz.com + wired.com)

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