Wet Spots: Boobs, Boobs, Boobs!

· British big boob baron Katie "Jordan" Price is getting rid of her implants, because she wants to have a baby and is afraid to breastfeed with her gigantic cans. If she's scared, how do you think the kid will feel? (mirror.co.uk)

· Fortunately, fellow countrywoman Sophie Howard still has her massive funbags intact. Crisis averted! (banklocater.com)

· Online dating services fill up the D-cups to grab your attention and win new customers. By the way, the models in those ads wouldn't be caught dead using an online dating site. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Does having sex for a living leave you tired and saggy? Join Mr. Nonomura's boot camp for hookers and you'll be back in the pink in no time. So to speak. (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· Recent visitors to Sweden's Social Insurance Administration website ended up viewing hardcore porn instead. Well, that certainly eases the blow of not getting your benefit checks on time. (thelocal.se, via Fark)

· We mentioned the ALCU/COPA trial this morning, but now you call follow along as Nerve.com (one of the plaintiffs in the case) is live blogging from the courthouse. Isn't jurisprudence hot? (nerve.com)

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