Morning Wood: Stripping and Streaking

· All the Michelle Marsh nudity you're ever going to need, all in one place. Think of the time you just saved. (dailyniner.com)

· Somehow we don't see this toy "pole dancing kit" filling up children's stockings this Christmas. Although, Dad probably wishes he could get one for Mom. (dailymail.co.uk)

· Three male teenagers get busted for streaking at a high school football game. That kind of thing will ruin a person's reputation ... especially if it's cold. (kutv.com)

· Britons don't have as much sex as you think. Honestly, how much sex do you think they have ... and how often are you thinking about this? (reuters.co.uk)

· More political scandal mongering: Should writing a steamy romance novel disqualify you from being state comptroller? Does anyone even know who their state comptroller is? (heraldnet.com)

· If you show your boobs at a biker rally, don't expected to get paid when a photo of them ends up in a biker magazine. Learn from the pros and always get the money up front. (delawareonline.com)

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