Wet Spots: Seriously, What’s Up With Her Face?

· If you look very, very closely at this picture, you can imagine what Gisele Bundchen's nipple looks like. Unfortunately, all we can imagine is what the hell that thing on her face might be. (egotastic.com)

· It's a little known fact that pinball machines are havens for big breasted ladies. There's a reason you're always tilting. (zpinaddict.com)

· Halloween is supposed to be wilder than your average night ... that's why these girls just don't get it. (collegehumor.com)

· A film about disabled male strippers is the feel good hit of the year. Or at least the best movie you'll see about strippers with no legs of the year. (guardian.co.uk)

· We have absolutely no idea what is going on in this picture. Ok, we have some idea, since those are definitely penises hanging from the ceiling, but beyond that we're stumped. (chinabroadcast.cn)

· Scientists say that in promiscuous species the male who gets to have sex with a female last is usually the father of her offspring. So even if your girlfriend got around in college, there's still an excellent chance that you'll be the one to knock her up. (newscientist.com)

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