Totally (Abi) Titmuss

We'd really love to believe the boobaliciously British tabloid tempstress Abi Titmuss is actually writing the entries in her recently launched Totally Titmuss official website and blog, but despite the occasional authentic-looking typo we think the entries smack a bit too much of PR polish to be the real thing: "I love poledancing, especially when I can get naked and slide down the pole feeling it against my pussy. I recorded a special video for you all ealrier today and I've just uploaded it to the members area." Still, with news flashes that include items about her upcoming lesbo video appearance with fellow hottie Jodie Marsh and a (hopefully naked) interview with—bestill our hearts!—Keeley Hazell, who cares who's really writing them?

· Totally Titmuss (totallytitmuss.com - thanks C.)

Update We've received several reports from readers that the "special videos" advertised on the site are, in fact, nonexistent—and that the whole site seems to be a sham. Guess we got so distracted by that whole Abi/Keeley lesbo thing that we neglected to investigate further, but really ... can you blame us?

Previously: Abi Titmuss Blog, Abi Titmuss in Maxim, Page 3 Propaganda, Page 3 Girls