This Week in Porn Titles (Part 2): “City of Sluts”

Chambers of Commerce around the nation are asking, "How can we make our municipality a 'City of Sluts'? Furthermore, why isn't that dark-haired woman helping that blonde woman with her leg?"

Pine Barrens-based pornography outlet Hardline Studios has released "City of Sluts", shot in Budapest and featuring endo-Eurohotties "as they prowl the city to quell their savage needs for hard-core sex". According to tactfully-omitted information in "City of Sluts"' promotional literature, the burg's redheads are dog-faced ice queens, with little ability to find synonyms for the word 'series': "Director RICASSO is excited about his new HARDLINE STUDIOS series, saying, 'The blondes and brunettes in my series deliver so much fun sex in this series. The way the girls scream in these movies—it's really passionate.'"

(As opposed, luckily, to anguished). - GP

· New Machine (newmachine.com)

Previously: This Week In Porn Titles Archive