Morning Wood: Invasion Of The Fifty Foot British Babes

· Here's a look at Lucy Pinder's boring old 2007 bikini calendar. Must she be so modest all the time? (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Surprise! This post features Keeley Hazell. We can tell that you're shocked. (gorillamask.net)

· The French do have Americans beat in one very important category: the amount of bare boobage in their version of FHM. Those French bread pizzas are pretty tasty, too. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· It seems that the nerds at the Jet Propulsion Laboratory aren't comfortable with Laura Woodmansee's book, "Sex in Space." Look, just because you guys never got laid down here, doesn't mean it can't happen up there. (thespacereview.com)

· Is it true that internet porn actually helps reduce the rate of sex crimes? Does that make us, like ... Batman or something? (slate.com)

· Porn may be stopping crime, but it's also ruining English soccer, because players can't stay off the internet before their matches. So that's why no one ever scores any goals. (timesonline.co.uk)

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