Porn Valley Dispatch: Blumpkins And Angry Pirates

What have we lost in our urbane nattering about sex culture? Perhaps that very thing, friends, that makes us able to laugh at the Angry Pirate (pictured) a "XXX Urban Legend" that imagines a world in which you come in someone's eye and, further, kick that person in the knee so that he or she hops around like an irate fuccaneer.

Other urban legends brought vividly to life on this O.C.-based site are the Blumpkin, the Dirty Sanchez, and the Cowboy (featuring squirtrix Angela Stone).

We at the Fleshbot ivory tower condone this activity about as much as we grant tacit approval of that "It's Mortal Kombat, Charlie Brown!" guy from yesterday. - GP

· XXX Urban Legends (xxxurbanlegends.com)

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