Morning Wood: Come On Down!

· Do you need another 2007 calendar from yet another European babe that you've never heard of? Of course you do! You can never have too many dates. (gorillamask.net)

· Fellas, if you've ever been jealous of ladies and their pushup bras, now is your chance to even the score. Presenting the Wonderjock. Just don't let it go to your head. (aussiebum.com, via Gawker)

· In Montana, a naked person soaking in a hot spring is just a friend you haven't met yet. (newwest.net)

· It's hard to believe that a movie about the sex lives of senior citizens would have trouble finding a distributor. That's usually such a popular topic. (theglobeandmail.com)

· The Goatse credit card. Really, it's okay to leave home without it. (stevensnedker.com)

· Finally, in honor of Bob Barker's impending retirement we thank him for supplying us with his "Beauties" and his ability to remain cool under fire. Bless that wonderful man. (reuters.com + YouTube)

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