Revenge of the Sexy Coffin Calendar

Our ongoing preview of the year 2007—brought to you via the magic of sexy calendar babes—would not be complete without a return visit to Cofani Funebri casket makers. These Italian artisans specialize in highly detailed, uh ... accommodations for your final resting place, but they also have made it annual tradition to produce a calendar featuring hot babes in lingerie sprawled across their handiwork. It's kind of like one those auto parts calendars your mechanic is always sporting, only for funeral homes. Since there seems to be a rising interest in mortuary-related hotness lately (who knew?), it seemed only fair to point you toward this year's edition. Not that you should be worried or anything. Here's hoping you won't need to call on them for any of their other products until at least 2008.

· Cofani Funebri 2007 Calendar (cofanifunebri.com; also spotted @ adrants.com)

Previously: Christ Car Wash Calendar 2007, Smut and Hotel Rooms 2007 Calendar, Men Of Mortuaries Calendar, 2007 Calendar Watch: Sara Tommasi, 2007 Calendar Watch: Maria Sharapova, 2007 Calendar Watch Roundup, Cherie Roberts/Nerdcore 2007 Calendar, 2007 Calendar Watch: Keeley!, Coffin Sex Video, 2005 Sexy Coffins Calendar