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Morning Wood: We’ve Got Nothing To Hide

CELEBRITY

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· A man in California is arrested for carrying a concealed weapon ... while he was naked. That's correct ... use your imagination. (contracostatimes.com)

· Where were the celeb blogs last week when Eva Longoria (almost) forgot her modesty at the shoe store? Hey, it beats another post about Lindsay Lohan's Halloween costumes. (thesun.co.uk)

· Meanwhile, Michelle Yeoh's ass wants to be free as well. We're more than happy to assist. (taxidrivermovie.com)

· We've got to get ourselves one of these shirts. Or even better, a well-endowed "woman of leisure" to model it for us. (shanghaiist.com)

· A British pharmaceutical company is developing a treatment for premature ejaculation that works in aerosol form. If they could somehow combine it with a spray-on tan, they'd have a gold mine on their hands. (tradingmarkets.com)

· Breaking news! An old person discovers that advertisers use sex to sell their products. Next week: Rock music is just a bunch of loud noise. (seattlepi.nwsource.com)

· Would you let a complete stranger tattoo your arm with no questions asked? What if you were a video game geek and she was a sexy booth babe? That's what we thought. (Kotaku)

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