Morning Wood: Hot Election Day Action

· It's been a long time since we've seen Britney Spears around these parts, but we never thought it would be because she was accused of being too sexy. It also seems that after marrying Kevin Federline, it's impossible for you to be humiliated further. (CNN)

· Our friends at Dirty-Pillows.com invite you to consult the Free Speech Coalition's Congressional Report Card before casting your vote today. We promise all those naked pics of Erica Campbell will still be there waiting for you when you get back from the polling place. (dirty-pillows.com)

· Meanwhile, AVN opines on what you can do to help ensure today's election is a fair one. And here you were thinking Mary Carey was the only one in the industry who cared about politics. (avn.com)

· We kind of like this new twist on sadomasochism. We like it even better with buffalo wings. (coolz0r.com)

· We're not sure we understand this opera review: the soprano took her boobs out on stage, and you still didn't like the show? You call yourself a fan of the arts? (bloomberg.com)

· Wait, Hilary Swank was injured by flying suspenders when a male co-star performed a striptease for her? We're having a hard time with the visuals on that one. (thesun.co.uk)

· Apparently, some women actually enjoy having their picture taken in the nude because it might actually make them feel good about themselves. We guess stranger things have happened. (cleveland.com)

· Finally, more than you ever wanted to know about the letter X. We already know that as long as there's three of them together, we're happy. (independent.co.uk)

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