Decision 2006: The Great Babe Debate

In the spirit of Election Day, we decided to exercise a little democracy of our own while waiting to see how blue that map becomes (or not): we feature many different babes here on Fleshbot from many different walks of life, but which one do you feel represents you best? Who speaks the most to your issues? Who would you entrust with your family's future? Which one do you just want to jump really, really badly? Now is your chance to make your voice heard! Meet the candidates after the jump, and then cast your vote for the next Senator from the Great State of Fleshbot. Remember: the future is in your hands. (Right or left, depending.)

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Joanna Angel, alt-repreneur
If you're tired of politics as usual, then Joanna is your girl. She'll take on both sides of the aisle and doesn't care who gets hurt as long as the job gets done. This maverick may be too wild for Washington, but her guidance may be just what this country needs.

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Dana DeArmond, social networking superstar
Dana comes from the old school of politics that says if you want votes, then you have to get out there and press the flesh. Shake every hand, kiss every ... you get the idea. She's the grassroots, "woman of the people" candidate, who won't forget where she came from (or who she came with.)

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Keeley Hazell, boob ambassador
A newcomer to the political landscape, Keeley rose quickly through the polls, thanks to a tremendous "platform" that she has no problem sharing with any magazine editor who asks. It's been a busy year for her, but she has already unveiled some big ideas for the future as well.

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Jenna Jameson, omnimedia goddess
The senior member from Scottsdale has the know-how and the experience, but may be more interested in pork barrel projects than being a effective leader. Is it finally time for term limits?

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Scarlett Johansson, cleavage distributor
Though not technically an adult star, Scarlett makes frequent appearances on our site thanks to her prodigious "girls" and their love of red carpet fondlings. Her ability to stay clothed makes her an excellent ambassador to the "safe for work" crowd, but it may leave some voters wondering, "What is she trying to hide?"

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Now that you've had a chance to study their qualifications, cast your vote below—and feel free to write in your own nominee and/or your reasons for throwing your support behind the candidate you voted for in the comments.

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(Remember: vote early and vote often!)