Sex Blog Roundup: Eat It Up

Sex and food: they go together like peanut butter and chocolate, like milk and cookies, like whipped cream and a nice sloppy blowjob. The bloggers in today's roundup of some of our favorite sex writing on the interweb this week don't fear getting tossed out for eating crackers in bed—and whether they're in the mood for something sweet or something spicey, they all have very healthy appetites.

Grab that napkin and get into that kitchen with Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Four Animal Movements

How do we not devour each other, I wonder? How is anything left when we come up for air, breaking apart panting and breathless, lips puffy, faces red and slick? Together, we become all mouth, mutual feeding frenzy, oral fixation a deux.

- Pussy Talk

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Holidays Can Be Such Lonely Times

when i felt it building up inside me, i threw my legs over my head. i was lying on my back, so my feet went up over my head, and i shot ALL OVER my face. heaps and heaps of semen shot into my mouth, my nostrils, and down every part of my face. or so it seemed. at that point, i felt i had to see what i looked like. i carefully got up, went to the mirror, and sure enough, i was covered in more cum than i think i've ever had, even from bukakke play.

- Welcome to the Fuckhouse

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Giglet and the Spatula

We'd just recovered from the abovementioned nonsense in Office and were moving along quite nicely with the swathe of Sunday afternoon shoppers when I found a cooking implement that someone had oddly and incongruously left in the vicinity of Bathroom.

The instrument in question was a very wide bladed cross between a skimmer and a oversized spatula-egg-flipper - potentially fabulous for flipping crepes or an omelette should I feel inclined to do so. I could see its appeal and appreciate its applicability instantly.

- Wilfull Damage

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Lipstick on your...what?

I dined at a hole in the wall barbecue place and had barbecue spaghetti and a very large Coke. Barbecue spaghetti is pasta with a very meaty sauce, and the meat is chopped up pork. It was very spicy and I needed all of that Coke.

Afterwards, I went to a strip club, something I did nearly every night I was on the road alone....

- Hard + Fast

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Craving Something Sweet

After minute after exquisite minute of my lips crushed against hers, sometimes desperately crawling into each other's mouths, bones and muscles meeting, sometimes the gentlest paintbrush touch of only the top most layer of skin, we detangled. I let my arms rise from her body as if they were steam. Felt the echo of her touches. Her fingertips everywhere. Body against mine pressing at every angle. Her leg stretched out, knee over my lap.

- Sugarbutch Chronicles

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Sneaking Away

Pulling her in, hands on both buttocks, I feel the soft swell of her tummy against my hard cock. Lips nuzzling against my neck. She's leaving traces of red lipstick on my skin, and then her tongue finds the tip of my earlobe. The roughness of the wool skirt against my fingers makes me want to feel the smooth skin underneath.

- MonMouth

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Thumbnail via Wilfull Damage

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