Morning Wood: Any Other News Today Would Be Anticlimactic, But We’ll Try

· Yesterday was a great day for democracy, as impassioned voters went to the polls to demand change. That's right ... Seattle's "four foot" strip club law has been voted down. We guess a few people voted for some other stuff too. (seattletimes.nwsource.com)

· The authenticity of the Britney Spears Sex Tape may still be in doubt, but one thing is certain: she still has very excellent boobs, a fact which you might have forgotten after all those years watching her eat Cheetos and have babies. (egotastic.com)

· Jeri Ryan is back on TV and that means she's back to posing for magazines. It's the circle of life. (fhmus.com, via Popoholic)

· Those Kentucky National Guard members who posed nude before shipping out for Iraq won't be court-martialed, but that still doesn't explain why we haven't seen the pictures yet. Does everyone out there hate the troops or something? (courier-journal.com)

· If you want people to stop looking at porn, then why open your presentation with a montage of "bikini babes and pinup girls." Unless you realize, of course, that's pretty much the only reason anyone is paying attention. (dailytrojan.com)

· Denmark tries some interesting tactics to try and get drivers to slow down, although this will probably cause more accidents than it prevents. (Yes, the video is fake, but the campaign is not. Those Danes love their boobies.) (sikkertrafik.dk, via savemanny.blogspot.com)

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