Popshots of the Week!

The return to the adult fold of former 24-hour party porner Devon is cause for joy in this small valley, as evidenced by these words from Duke Santos, our only reader in Mexico: "Christmas has come early!"

See more of Devon as well as friends she doesn't know yet from her previous label—capped with the beginning of our projected decade-long goodbye to the soon-to-be-missed Kami Andrews—in our weekly photographic assortment of pornstar flotsam and jetsam, after the gap. - GP

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All right, you got me: I moved, Devon didn't. You would do the same thing.

Devon will be directing and performing wholesome heterosexual deeds for Shane's World exclusively, but hints that her contract allows for filmic variations for other companies. I am getting my rabbit suit dry-cleaned as we speak.

Teagan Presley tells us that she is not proud of her performance in "Contract Star", one of our favorite porn movies ever. This is exactly like Sir Mix-a-lot telling us that he is unhappy with his work on "Baby Got Back". It undermines something fundamental inside us. Needless to say, I am getting my rabbit suit dry-cleaned as we speak.

A picture of new Digital Playground star Shay J, ear-sporting a color-coordinated garage door opener. Will Shay J. ever meet DP alumna Devon? If so, what would they talk about? In anticipation of this, I am getting my rabbit suit dry-cleaned as we speak.

Tell us about the rabbits, Kami. Cruel Kami Andrews, announcing her retirement from porn, stands in front of Los Feliz' House of Pies. "I didn't mean to make you sad, Gram," said Andrews who, like Devon, is from Pennsylvania. "Well you did!"

I'll tell you something else: I don't even drive that Saturn anymore.

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