Sex Blog Roundup: The Strip Show

Today's Sex Blog Roundup is a salute to the girls in the high-heeled shoes, body glitter, spandex g-strings, and garters. And since we like to pride ourselves in being a full-service establishment, we're serving up stories not just from the strippers themselves, but from the bouncers, the waitresses, and the guys who make it to the V.I.P. room ... and you won't even need a soggy handful of dollar bills to enjoy it all.

Grab the pole and take main stage with your private dancer Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Show Me the Pussy

"Hi," I said, cheerfully, "what can I get you guys to drink?"

"Are you our waitress," one guy asked, eyeing me up and down.

Like I have, so many times in the past, I bit back the urge to say "No, I'm just some random person trying to make a few extra bucks."

"Yes, yes I am. Can I get you something?"

"You're not a waitress," he insisted, "you're wearing too many clothes."

- Naked Women and Beer

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Girls Gone Wild....Too Wild

One of my favorite things about working at a strip club was the feature nights. My favorite was the amateur wet t-shirt contest. This feature was a night you loved to hate, or just loved. An excuse for drunken college girls to take off their tops and expose the goods. I didn't mind one bit. The wet t-shirt contest was a great way to meet new people and yes, pick up a date. I have no shame...

- True Confessions of a Strip Club Bouncer

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Harold

I didn't care that Harold was calling simply to get laid. I was so relieved, and so ready to put the toothbrush experience behind me and gee, I wanted to get laid, too! - that we agreed to meet later that week.

That's how it started with Harold. I saw him maybe once a month if I was lucky. I wanted him everyday, I loved to call him when he was at work and talk dirty. He said it drove him nuts. I paged him three times a week, hoping for his call.

- Ex-Millenial Girl

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Hello Commando

Some small talk at the table. The usual - where are you from, what do you do, etc. All of the questions that I always deflect. Let's don't get personal. Let's get semi-naked, but not personal. I was a little bummed out by life and she was a little bummed out by the slow night, so she offered a solution.

"So, are you read to go back to the VIP with me and let me give you a handjob yet?"

- Semi-Celebate Erotica

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Double Your Pleasure

A word about "doubles."
A "double" is a term used in many clubs to define a lap dance with two girls at once. Generally, dancers team up on a guy and instead of selling him a song with one girl, they sell him a song with two girls. Of course, he has to pay each girl individually, so one song ends up costing twice as much. So, definitions out of the way, here are some observations about the practice of doubles in the clubs I've worked in.

- The Stripper Blog

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Role Play Confession for Halloween

Honey Rider smiled as she crossed the threshold of my apartment. As was the case previously, our role play had started as soon as she rang the doorbell.

"Hi, my name is Jewel. I can't wait to dance for you tonight." "Jewel" was Honey Rider's stripper name. Not that she was a stripper, but tonight she was playing one...for me.

- The Dirty Details

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