Morning Wood: You’re All Persistently Aroused

· Japanese women are facing an epidemic of persistent sexual arousal syndrome, a extremely made up interesting new disease. Here's hoping it's contagious. (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· New York glamourpusses square off against grumpy Catholics over photographer Sante D'Orazio's new book "Katlick School"; if you can't make it to NYC tonight for the launch party, you can check out a preview of what's causing all the hoo-ha right here. (Page Six + Fleshbot)

· Word is out that actresses Michelle Rodriguez and Kristanna Loken may or may not be lesbian lovers. We're going to need some kind of explicit photographic evidence before we're convinced; these pictures of Kristanna are heading down the right track. (advocate.com + hollywoodtuna.com)

· A nude art class model has gone on strike because they won't turn off the air conditioning in the studio. So that's why we can never those kind of jobs—it's a union gig. (metro.co.uk)

· Maybe she should try the Sketch Club in Pensacola, Florida. Although, "Sometimes there'd be someone who wasn't there to draw," says the organizer. Sorry, we forgot our crayons. (inweekly.net)

· A new study says that red meat is the newest threat to women's breasts. Please don't make us choose between steak and boobs. (msnbc.msn.com, via chicagoist.com)

· A female Chinese blogger is asking men to send her pictures of their flaccid penises, and—after getting over 2,000 responses so far—decides that, "Penis worship is exaggerated." This from the girl with the giant collection of cock photos. (asiansexgazette.com, via shanghaiist.com)

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