Porn Valley Dispatch: For the Love of Fontynelli

The steady procession of transsexuals through the Fleshbot Barrio Compound has desensitized us to the simple joys of wondering at a performer's choice of name. Take Brazilian she-male Aline Fontynelli from the movie "Loaded Gun". Is that a delightful combination of The Fonz' last name and the squishy part on an infant's skull?

We don't kneaux! We don't even know which one is Fontynelli.

In the end—and this is what Truman told the Potsdam Conference—all that matters is that she has a dick. - GP

· Colossal Entertainment (colossalent.com)
· Buy: "Loaded Gun" (gamelink.com)

Previously: "Send in the Clam!", Porn Valley Dispatch Archive