Flesh Flicks: Pussy Foot(ball)

Somewhere today, in a nondescript cubicle in some gray corporate office park, a guy is going to get an email forward with the subject line: "FOOTBALL IN PUSSY LOL ROTFLMAO!!!" The guy will be skeptical at first: "How is that possible?" he might mutter. The email came from a trusted source, however (the brother of one of his old frat buddies), so he'll glance around to make sure no co-workers can see his monitor. Then he'll click the link, he'll end up here, and he'll press play on this video. A few seconds later, he'll lean back in his chair, scratch his head, and think to himself, "I'll be gosh-darned—that girl really did have a football in her pussy, even if it looked like a Nerf variety and not a standard pigskin! How about that?" Then on Monday, he'll be fired for inappropriate use of an office computer. Still, he'll realize it was worth it. And we'll have moved on to something else already. Such is the way of the world.

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· "Football in pussy" (xtube.com)

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