Morning Wood: The Hedgehog Speaks!

· Anything Lindsay Lohan can do, Paris Hilton can do drunker better. If they could somehow combine forces they'd be unstoppable.!(x17online.com)

· Ron Jeremy's memoir will be released in February. Hmm ... do you think he'll mention anything about fucking? (avn.com)

· A TV weatherman kept his job after admitting he was a recovering heroin addict, but when a nude photo of him ends up on MySpace ... chance of firing 100%. (9news.com)

· "Found: One Penis. Slightly torn. Concerned citizen would like to reunite it with its owner." (news24.com)

· Australian censors may reconsider their rating system to allow real sex in R-rated movies, by asking if adults are offended by movies with "a lot of sex but no plot and little artistic merit." Wait, who says that has no artistic merit? (smh.com.au)

· Plattsburgh State University may punish several male students after they starred in a sex scene for a Shane's World porn video. What's the problem? Banging a pornstar sounds like a pretty educational activity to us. (wstm.com)

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