Wet Spots: Soft, Tender Breasts (With Gravy!)

· China's biggest adult webmaster has been sentenced to life in prison for peddling smut. The guy actually tries to make life there a little bearable over there and this is the thanks he gets? (xbiz.com)

· Just because those new girls are arriving in January doesn't mean that Abi Titmuss is going away for 2007. She's got the next twelve months (un)covered. (doubleviking.com)

· Here's an interesting DIY project for the four-day weekend: a build-your-own blowjob machine. Actually, please don't do this; we don't want your fan mutilations on our conscience. (kontraband.com)

· The evidence is in ... and panda porn really works! It looks like all those endangered guys needed was a little motivation. (msnbc.com - thanks Adam)

· Yeah, we know—bad backs, ill-fitting clothes, unwanted stares—but it's still sad to see breast reduction surgery claim the life of another pair of DDD breasts in their prime. (excal.on.ca)

· A Buddhist monk cuts off his penis to avoid getting any more pesky erections during meditation. If that's what it takes to achieve that whole zen thing, we'll pass, thank you very much. (reuters.co.uk)

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