Wet Spots: It’s A Miracle! (Of Marketing)

· Britney Spears is spending way too much time with Paris Hilton and it's starting to rub off on her. Who would have ever thought that K-Fed would be the good influence? (egotastic.com)

· The title of this spread says something about "sex lessons", but we don't see Michelle Marsh and Lucy Pinder doing much by way of studying aside from wrestling around with their shirts open. We always got in trouble in school for stuff like that. (celebpixx.blogspot.com)

· Keisha Castle-Hughes, the actress who plays the Virgin Mary in the upcoming film "The Nativity Story," is 16 years old, unmarried ... and pregnant. That's either really, really ironic or it's the most immaculate promotional stunt in movie history. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· This Thanksgiving weekend, take a moment to remember the Pilgrims and all the ways in which they seriously fucked up our sex lives. Where do we send the bill for our therapy sessions? (msnbc.msn.com)

· Among many other career highlights, Seka was shaving her pubic hair before it became a veritable adult industry requirement. They don't call her a porn legend for nothing. (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)

· A California woman is suing to try to find the Craigslist creep who posted her name and phone number in a nasty sex ad. At least now we don't feel so bad that she didn't return our messages. (nydailynews.com)

· Readers are complaining about a racy clothing ad that's running in a newspaper geared toward lawyers. What are they going to do? Sue? (boston.com)

· Meet Singapore's "Doctor Love", the man who wants to turn his country on—and turn its falling birth rates around. For once, someone is literally doing it for the children. (latimes.com)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives