Wet Spots: Welcome To The Club, Jessica Simpson!

· If Britney Spears is the new Paris Hilton, then we suppose Jessica Simpson is the new Britney Spears ... at least where sex tape rumours are concerned, that is. We only wish that "source" would send us a clip by way of proof instead of mouthing off to some British tabloid about it; we're a little mistrustful of "news items" like this these days, you see. (femalefirst.co.uk)

· We have no idea what this commercial for French clothing company Arayal is supposed to be selling, but we'll take half a dozen in every color, please. See? Advertising really does work! (totallycrap.com)

· Too bad Sherlock Holmes wasn't around to solve The Case of the Broken Dildo. Then again, if he had been we would've been deprived of one of the best laughs we've had all week, and then where would we be? (ocweekly.com, via regularpervert.com)

· Warning: Many of the women on dating site True.com may not, in fact, have boobs as truly spectacular as the ones in their banner ads. We wouldn't want any of you to be disappointed or anything in your search for love. (copyranter.blogspot.com)

· Some cultural critics in Australia seem to be a little concerned these days over the fact that porn has gone mainstream. We guess some things take a little longer to catch on Down Under. (theage.com.au)

· Sweden's prison system may begin banning inmates' access to porn magazines to avoid offending female prison workers. Didn't the Geneva Convention say something about cruel and unusual punishment?

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