Morning Wood: Wax That Ass

· Tsunami survivor Petra Nemcova does the "FHM almost nude but not quite, but you can still see through her shirt so it's still pretty hot" photo shoot thing. You know, the usual model stuff. (toxicmagazine.com)

· Things to do in Madam Tussaud's wax museum when you're bored: pull down Kylie Minogue's pants and give her a kiss. Isn't that why wax museums were invented? (thesun.co.uk)

· After four seasons, Showtime's behind the porno scenes series "Family Business" is kaput, which means that you won't be seeing any more Butts (Seymore, that is) on cable TV. (jewtastic.com)

· The Kentucky Supreme Court upholds Louisville's ban on touching in strip clubs, forcing us to uphold our ban on ever visiting Louisville again. (courier-journal.com)

· An Iranian taxi driver is in trouble for using porn to try and pick up female passengers. (After picking them up, of course.) On the bright side, no one ever seems to mind when he gets lost on the way to the airport. (theaustralian.news.com.au)

· Female orgasms are like sooo hot right now. Unless CNN is just faking it to make us feel better. (cnn.com)

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