Morning Wood: Making New Friends

· Salma Hayek wins top honors in Mr. Skin's list of the Best Nude Scenes of 2006. Our Netflix queue can't update itself fast enough. (zap2it.com; see the whole list @ Mr. Skin)

· British model Lucy Clarkson shows off her new tattoo to a friend. Does seeing these pictures make us her friends too? (hornyoyster.com)

· A hot new scandal is sweeping Europe thanks to some salacious nude images of ... the vice-president of the European commission? Yikes. Thank goodness our politicians are so uptight. (guardian.co.uk)

· So after all this time Japanese women are still ashamed of their breasts? What will it take to convince them that we love the boobies? (mainichi-msn.co.jp)

· A sleepwalker in the UK had to call the cops after he found himself locked out of his hotel room at 3 a.m., completely naked. Not exactly a CSI moment for the boys in blue. (thesun.co.uk)

· So what did Vida Guerra think of her latest FHM shoot? Let's just say you should never mess with a girl's booty without permission. (YouTube, via popsugar.com)

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