Wet Spots: Battle Of The Boobs Careys

· Mariah Carey wants to prevent Mary Carey from trademarking her name. Shouldn't this story have been written like, four years ago when it might have mattered? (avn.com)

· Jennifer Lamiraqui sure looks good in lingerie. Maybe it helps that they're both French? (doubleviking.com)

· Are Indian men really underendowed when compared to ... uh, non-Indian men? Gawkering minds want to know, so they asked the one Indian guy they could find ... with little success, no pun intended. (Gawker)

· Exhibiting more than their usual interest in genitalia this week, Gawker also investigates the celebrity crotch shot phenomenon, asking two experts a whole bunch of questions that we've remained too dumbfounded to think of ourselves. (Gawker)

· A priest in Romania plans to fine any brides who come before him that aren't virgins. Fortunately, the definition of "virgin" is not exactly written in stone. (metro.co.uk)

· A court rules that you can be fired for passing around emails of Wicked Weasel girls, and the Americans with Disabilities Act isn't going to help you. Not even if it gives you carpal tunnel syndrome? (news.com.com)

· Finally, the new guy at our sibling site Valleywag digs up the softcore past of the web's sauciest search engine. We think that kid has a future ahead of him. (Valleywag)

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Previously: Morning Wood Archives/Wet Spots Archives