Best of Sex Advice

Sure, there are plenty of great ideas in Fleshbot's Sexy Holiday Gift Guide Guide, but what gift could possibly keep on giving more than some good old fashioned sex advice? It's the kind of thoughtful present even Mom and Dad will love, and you never have to worry about it going out of style. Best of all, it's free! (Though in the very least we suggest giving a card to go along with it, since you wouldn't want to come off as cheap as well as a know-it-all.)

School yourself with some of the finest moments from the online sex advice scene lately after the jump.

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Nerve.com, Miss Information:

How to you keep yourself from thinking those jealous thoughts? You could do what I do -- practice immature avoidance. Every time I think about a significant other and his ex in bed, I imagine her as a frigid bitch who shunned all sexual contact. Sometimes I add a debilitating lisp and a ceramic-clown collection. The point: think about all the ways you're cool and these girls are not. It takes practice, but you'll get good at talking yourself down from the ledge.

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Cuckoldplace.com, Forums:

Has anybody taken a parent with them on their honeymoon,to share her? Heard many stories of a mother or father joining a couple on their honeymoon,but have allways wondered if it was for a threesome at Hedoism or something like like. Thw wife allways seemed to be very fond of her dad,but I don't think he ever fucked her,as far as I know.

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TimeOut.com, Get Naked:

I'm that 31-year-old who's dating the 64-year-old, whom you were so lovely to advise, a few months ago, to live for the day. Well, we have been. That said, I have a health concern to throw your way. This man of mine likes licking butt more than any other [sex] act we do. I'm not as brave about the butt. So I try to get as clean as possible. Before he wants a lick, I rub the spot with rubbing alcohol. Then we have a routine in which he pours vodka down the crack before licking...

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TimeOut Chicago, In & Out:

I have an Asian fetish. I think women of all races are beautiful, but I am only sexually attracted to a particular subtype of Asian women (those with more flat, round faces and full lips). I remember being attracted to the only Asian girl in my sixth-grade class. If I go to a bar now, I only see the Asian women; I only surf for "Asian porn"...it's getting bad. Can this preference be modified? Should I be making myself consider blond-haired, blue-eyed girls? Would looking at Caucasian porn help? I feel like my exclusivity in porn is reinforcing the preference. Or should I just accept myself this way? Maybe move to San Francisco? Help!

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Askisadora.com, Nontraditional Sex:

Has anyone tried these kits; more precisely the "make your own dildo" kit (but it didn't make as nice a subject line).

I've seen these in the local sex shop and have joked with my lover that I would love to do that with his cock, being that our time together is so limited. (Plus, it would give me something more realistic to practise my deep throating on.)

I'd like to know if they reproduce well or if there is a high percentage of mis-shapen dildos, or more specifically: air bubbles and other unpleasant pocking. Nothing would be so unpleasant as to look at a loved one's member with pocks and scabs all over it.

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DearAmy.net, Sex Advice for the Modern Player:

I'm a female-to-male transgender man and about to start testosterone. I have never had sex in my life (which I know is a common effect of gender dysphoria). I've come to the conclusion that, difficult as it will be, I really want to have had sex at least once in my pre-T body. I know my body is good the way it is now; it just doesn't fit me. Under my clothes and packer is a girl I'd fuck! Instead of just getting rid of my pre-T body, I want to share it with someone first. Problem is, I have no idea with whom.

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Puckerup.com, Anal Advisor:

My boyfriend is ultra submissive in just one area: his ass. He doesn't go for the Mistress thing, lick-my-boot mentality, but when it comes to his ass (which is the focus of his fantasies and always how he's able to come) he's full sub. I know exactly what he needs that way, pain and humiliation. Directed at his ass. Insulting HIM gets us nowhere, but insulting HIS ASS does. My snag is this: there are only so many ways to insult an ass...

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AllSexAdvice.com, Kinky Sex:

Has anyone ever used a 9v bettery on a womans vulva, labia, or clitoris. If so what was the reaction. I am considering trying this on my slave, but I don't want to damage her permanently. I don't know what to do!

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AdviceGoddess.com, Amy Alkon:

Your approach to cheating seems just as "yeah, whatever." What was the idea here, you'd have sex with this hotshot attorney, hop out of bed, and blithely be on your way? Oops, what's that thing following you home? Look, it's a little black blob of guilt! You tucked it away in your purse. But, like Paris Hilton's Chihuahua Tinkerbell, which she dumped on her mother after it got Tinker-huge, your guilt soon outgrew your handbag. Next thing you knew, you were giving a piggyback ride to a black blob the size of a Barcalounger. "Yoohoo...Honey..." After all, what's a husband for besides hauling your oversized baggage around?

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sofeminine.co.uk, Sex:

I don't usually come to these feminine sites but i need a woman's opinion or advice on this subject.

Well let me just start out by saying that i have the most amazing girlfriend i could ever ask for. She's super super hot, lol, but i have also developed an emotional connection with her as well.

It hasn't happened yet but im getting signs from her and sensing that she wants to have oral. the problem(if it may be one) is that she has braces. a lot of people at school are tellin me not to have it anywhere near braces for the sake of my sexual future!!!!, but others say not to worry about it. I'd like to hear your take on this subject and what i should do. Is there a method she can use when she gives me head or is it something to even worry about?

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Xandria.com, Sexuality Questions:

Hi, recently I went down on my boyfriend and he came in my mouth. His cum was the consistency of water (maybe I'm used to more texture) except for a few "lumps" those were kind of "brown" in color and about the size of a half piece of rice. Should I be worried?

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