· You know the War on Christmas has gotten out of hand when a man has to take down his 10-foot tall penis-shaped tree. Is nothing sacred? (mirror.co.uk)
· Not to be confused with the Top 10 sex scenes, The Alliance of Women Film Journalists have their own thoughts on the "best depiction of nudity or sexuality" in the movies this year. It's all so good, how can you choose? (chud.com)
· One movie that wasn't nominated was that Winona Ryder film you didn't see this summer. At least you can save $4 on a rental and still get screencaps of her animated boobies. (dontlinkthis.net)
· Australians fight over who can take what off on which beach. Some "explicit sexual acts and gay cruising" are a small price to pay for some nude sunbathing. (villagevoice.com.au)
· A reporter for NY1 news station is suing over sexual harassment from her coworkers, although she's got to be happy about winning the "who has bigger boobs?" contest. (pic of some pretty damning evidence @ gothamist.com)
· The lame-duck Congress tries to sneak in a law that would put warning labels on adult websites. We'd like to request a extra-X on our rating, if that's at all possible. (nj.com + techweb.com)
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