Wet Spots: Let The Healing Begin

· "Girls Gone Wild" impresario Joe Francis was made "to read aloud in court a victim impact statement from one of the women, who said she was emotionally tormented by her appearance on a 'Girls Gone Wild' video" as part of his sentencing today for featuring two 17-year-olds in a 2003 video. We'd have thought forcing him to drink a case of Smirnoff Ice and make out with the court bailiff would've been even more effective, but what do we know about the law? (avn.com)

· Britney Spears loves Victoria's Secret underwear, but apparently no one told her that they also sell bras. Seriously, what are we going to do with this girl? (x17online.com)

· Vida Guerra may have lost her biggest fan, but she has no trouble moving on with other magazines. What a brave little trooper. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· As for us, Maxim fills the void in our heart with these shots of Lacey Chabert. We're starting to feel a little better already. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Meanwhile, Zoo Weekly also tries to cheer us up with Gemma Atkinson giving off that Christmas vibe, but that's hard to do when you aren't wearing clothes. (gorillamask.net)

· For a mere $50,000 dollars, you can re-enact that famous Brown Bunny scene with Vincent Gallo himself! Male prostitution is the must have gift this year. (Gawker)

· And for several million dollars, you can be the proud owner of Porn.com, Penis.com, and/or Vagina.com when these must-have domain names are auctioned off at the Internext adult trade xpo in Las Vegas next month. We'd love all three, but you can pick one for us if you want to surprie us—we don't want to be greedy or anything. (internext-expo.com - more @ AVN)

· A daring brothel in Stockholm opens up shop in a building they shared with a police station. One thing is certain: they had a lot of balls up there. (thelocal.se)

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