DVD Review: “Her First Lesbian Sex 9”

Like its eight predecessors you might have missed, Pink Visual's "Her First Lesbian Sex 9" asks us to believe that what we are watching is real, and that there really are pornstresses roaming the streets of Van Nuys in search of Hot Young Things on whom can be bestowed The Dark Sapphic Gift.

I don't care that it's not real—enough of the trappings are just creepy enough to suspend disbelief. What I like is that I think I saw my car driving by in one of the shots, underlining the fact that Porn Happens Everywhere.

Read our review of "Her First Lesbian Sex 9" after the gap. - GP

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Her First Lesbian Sex 9

Studio: Pink Visual
Director: Jonas, Rico
Cast: Brooke, Brea, Ariel, Denise, Naomi, Hailey, Amy Ried, Ashley, Naomi

Review by Gram Ponante

This movie opens cold. There is no jingle, credits sequence, or scrolling exposition about Emperor Palpatine. Instead we are suddenly following Hailey (we don't even bother with a last name until Amy Ried) as she searches for someone to indoctrinate. She finds Brea, sullenly eating a quesadilla. Like each scene, the intended will ask who the guy with the camera is, and the director will reply that he's casting a TV show. Exit to the Sex Couch.

Each scene presents a vaguely plausible setup, and what is always compelling about these movies is that the initial meeting is in a public place. I ate at that taco stand! I've been to that furniture store! Pasta Roma has good slices!

We know that everyone involved had a blood test and showed two forms of ID before cameras even rolled, but the variables - the disapproving look of the furniture store owner, for example, sets these faux documentaries apart from other "reality porn".

My favorite scenes are between Naomi and Brooke and Ried and Denise. The last scene, between Ashley and Ariel, stretches believability just a little bit as Ariel feels compelled to say, "I've never seen a naked women before."

Porn would crumble and disappear into the ground if there wasn't at least the possibility that the woman with the shaved pussy, piercings, and coccygeal tattoo wasn't lying.

· Pink Visual (pinkvisual.com)
· Buy "Her First Lesbian Sex 7" (gamelink.com)

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