Wet Spots: Our Neighborhood Is Hotter Than Your Neighborhood

· If this calendar of sexy hipster girls doesn't make you want to move to Brooklyn, nothing will. Except for out-of-control Manhattan rents, of course. (iheartbrooklyngirls.com, via Gawker)

· A man wins his lawsuit against his employer after a head injury turned him into a sex addict. Wait ... you can sue someone for that? We thought that was one of the good side effects. (yahoo.com)

· Yet another inappropriate commercial that will never be aired in the United States. This country is just too uptight when it comes to facials. (break.com)

· Soccer moms are cheering loudly for breast implants, because you have to look your best when you're driving that minivan. (usatoday.com)

· Naughty underwear king Frederick's of Hollywood is getting it on with another clothing company and will soon be publicly traded on the stock market. Our portfolio is expanding ust thinking about it. (reuters.com)

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