Morning Wood: Let’s Make A Deal

· Lisa Gleave has a deal for you: Don't ask her about Howie Mandel or suitcases and she'll show you what she looks like in her underwear. Deal? We thought so. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Renee Christian is such a good salesperson, she could sell clothes to a nudist. Seriously, she sells clothes to nudists. Her Eskimo ice cube business will open next year. (sptimes.com)

· Ruth Bernhard, a renowned photographer of female nudes, passes away at the age of 101. Why do the talented, hard working people get to lead all the interesting lives? (latimes.com)

· Chinese police put the kibosh on a wine maker's plans for a nude fun run promotion. Boy, communists just love to spoil a good time don't they? (reuters.co.uk)

· Giving a loved one a plastic surgery gift card sounds like a wonderful idea, but good luck trying to explain how you think they're perfect ... but they could use a little work. (baltimoresun.com)

· A new reports says that most video downloads—both legal and illegal—are porn. In other news, the sun came up this morning. (xbiz.com)

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