Morning Wood: Let It Snow!

· It looks like Denver has enough snow for all of us right now, but if you're looking at a green Christmas this year, Zoo Weekly has some snow bunnies to cheer you up. It is the most wonderful time of the year. (zooweekly.co.uk)

· Unless you're trying to get laid, that is. Holiday revelers admit that that they have less sex than normal, because they're too drunk to fuck. Could it be possible that alcohol doesn't solve all our problems? (manchestereveningnews.co.uk)

· Need a last minute gift for the BDSM fan in your life? How about bondage tape? For those who like to be tied up, but are so weak they can be restrained by a piece of paper. (salvorkiosk.com)

· Geez, try to hang one little nude painting in a college cafeteria and everyone raises a big stink. As if you couldn't see worse things in the lobby of any dorm on a Saturday night. (startribune.com)

· When Richard Carr opened his restaurant he promised there would no be no topless dancing, despite having a license to offer it. Yeah, he lied, but it's hard to argue with his reasoning: "That's what society wants and that's what society gets." Sounds good to us. (thisisdorset.net)

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