Morning Wood: Role Models

· How boring is the week between Christmas and New Year's? Well, CBS and the FCC are still arguing about Janet Jackson's boob if that gives you some idea. (hollywoodreporter.com)

· We think former Miss Britian Danielle Lloyd is setting a great example for disgraced ex-beauty queens everywhere. More pageant contestants should follow her lead. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com)

· Natalia Paris is just a great example of ... well, being really, really hot. We can't all be disgraced ex-beauty queens, you know. (hornyoyster.com)

· What's the most egregious use of company resources ever? How about running a porn site on the company servers, while shooting content in the boss' office? We'd say that's definitely up there. (8e6.com)

· What do men in Britain like to do when they're in bed? Anything but have sex, apparently. Besides that's what the backseat of your car is for. And the kitchen table, and the hall closet, and the shower, and ... (thesun.co.uk)

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