AVN Countdown: T-Minus 17

In our tireless campaign, now a full day old, to bring you the sights and smells of the looming AVN Expo, we present the mysterious Flower Tucci looking delightfully assful in her assless chaps. Walking through the convention is, as Einstein noted, like standing still as asses come at one at the speed of light.

Yo Einstein! E=mc^ass! - GP

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