Porn Valley Dispatch: Meet the Sales Reps

As you know, I am often trotted out by various trade organizations to put a good face on metric screws, defoliant, and certain gases at conventions.

"He'll sell the living shit out of our totem pole jardinieres," my employers say.

So it is with the adult industry. Knowing full well that it can't push product via adherence to spell-check or QuickBooks reconciliations, it uses human women. See who will be joining Hailey Young to represent gonzo producer Rockman Entertainment (creator of "Buried in Tits" and "Stick Your Pole in My Rear Hole") at the impending AVN Expo after the gap. - GP

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I asked Hailey Young why she appeared so sullen in her publicity photographs when in reality she is zippy like a sprite.

"Because I was carrying you," she did not say.

Looking from top to bottom, Gwen Diamond only seems to offer us a winning smile and a halter top like some bartendrix from Sturgis. Well thank St. Stephen that Fleshbot doesn't crop its photos anymore, is all I'm saying.

Finally, maybe Vanessa Lynn wasn't allowed to complete her smile, but we want to take a bite out of her anyway.

· Rockman Entertainment (rockmanentertainment.com)

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