Morning Wood: Ghosts of Sex Tapes, Past and Future

· Is hip-hop hanger-oner and Paris Hilton playmate Kim Kardashian the latest celebrity to be the subject of a leaked sex tape? You can bet as soon as we find out anything you'll read about it here first. (As soon as we figure out why Kim Kardashian is a celebrity to begin with.) (idontlikeyouinthatway.com)

· Meanwhile, godmother of the sex tape Pamela Anderson is always on top of the latest celebrity trends. Step 1: Get a divorce. Step 2: Upskirt photos. She forget Step 1a—take your panties off—but we've all seen her crotch enough times to know what it looks like. (egotastic.com)

· If you can explain why a brand new Zune might have videos of male group sex on it, you could win a free t-shirt. If you can also explain why anyone would buy one of those doodads in the first place, you'll have our admiration as well. (crunchgear.com)

· Thailand cracks down on "Coyote Girls," the legion of sexy dancers inspired by the movie "Coyote Ugly." If only someone had cracked down on the filmmakers before we spent $7 to see that stinker. (mercurynews.com)

· Why do some strip clubs have the dreaded "three-foot" rule? Believe it or not, it isn't because the whole world is out to get you. (timesargus.com)

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