Wet Spots: Mary Kate Uses Her Teeth

· Why the hell is Mary Kate Olsen biting the calf of a stripper? Someone make that girl a sandwich already! (wwtdd.com)

· A hard working sex toy inventor and his colorful, dolphin-shaped dildos are apparently taking Germany by storm. They are the friendliest of the marine mammals, you know. (spiegel.de)

· We have no sex predictions for 2007 other than this one: lots of people everywhere are going to get laid. We do feel pretty confident about that one, though. (drpetra.co.uk)

· Brothel owners in Amsterdam fight for their red lights as the city threatens to shut down one-third of its legal sex businesses,—which also equals one-fifth of the reasons people actually visit Amsterdam. (bbc.co.uk)

· At some colleges men and women aren't just living in the same dorm building, they're living in the same dorm room, proving once again that we were idiots to ever leave school. (csmonitor.com)

· Finally, here's a video of naked bouncing boobs. Do you really need another reason to watch it? (laxtime.com)

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