Morning Wood: Porn Is Our Business (And Business Is Good)

· The New York Times takes a look at the business side of porn and finds it a bit lacking. Apparently, it's been downgraded from "doing very, very, very well" to just two "very"s. (nytimes.com)

· You've seen (most of) Ashlee Simpson's nipple, but now you can check out the rest of her beach body. These last couple of days have really brought us all closer together. (hollywoodtuna.com)

· Meanwhile Brooke Burke still looks as great in a bikini as ever. (Having a professional photographer follow you around on the beach instead of some random perv with a camera definitely helps. (gorillamask.net)

· Thousands of Nintendo Wiis are barely out of the box, but adult websites are already adjusting to fit its online browser. Hey, what you choose to do with that wireless remote is your own business. (arstechnica.com)

· Britney Spears is going to pose for a nude painting of herself? The posing probably isn't necessary, since we think the artist already has enough to work with. (stuff.co.nz)

· Fake breasts just keep getting bigger all the time ... even those found on mannequins. Well, we know at least one guy who is happy about that development. (metro.co.uk)

· We agree that it's important to keep porn away from young children, but we're not sure that leaving them in the car while you shop at the adult book store is really going far enough. (thepittsburghchannel.com)

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