Wet Spots: Unseasonable Warming Trends

· The calendar says "January," but Jessica Alba still insists on wearing her summer attire. Doesn't she realize that most of us are still trapped in places that aren't tropical paradises? (popoholic.com)

· We're not experts when it comes to sports, but we do know this ... our siblings at Deadspin boys sure seem to have a lot of time on their hands this week. (Then again, we've been known to obsess over certain issues regarding cheerleaders as well around here, so who are we to judge?) (Deadspin)

· The "Deal or No Deal" girls show off their "look hot" skills with some sexy lingerie in Las Vegas. If you find the "regular underwear underneath the see-through underwear look" sexy, that is. (vegaspopular.com)

· It's everybody's favorite parlor game: turning movie names into their inevitable porn equivalents. We're especially looking forward to seeing "Creamgirls" ourselves. (manhattanoffender.typepad.com)

· Our old friend/not-so-secret crush object Molly Crabapple will be showing off her art work and signing copies of her book at Trinity Gallery in Philadelphia tomorrow evening. It's okay to look at naughty drawings when they're in an art gallery. (trinityartgallery.com)

· This advertisement isn't that shocking, because everyone knows office copies machines were made to photocopy private parts. That's just the way it is. (YouTube)

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