DVD: “Kill Jill”

While I believe there should be a statute of limitations on when porn adaptations of Hollywood films can be released (in general, there is a three-to-four-month turnaround in shooting and releasing studio adult films, so the porn versions can come pretty close to Hollywood's release date), Hustler's Mya Luanna shows up in a better-late-than-never (we're hoping) takeoff called "Kill Jill".

See some pictures after the jump while whistling an Ennio Morricone tune. - GP

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Hustler knows from porn adaptations. Its "Da Vinci Load" was released the same week as the Ron Howard version, and was better than the book and movie combined. "Kill Jill" stars Luanna, Jasmine Byrne, Tommy Gunn, and Evan Stone, but features an excellent bit of stunt casting in having porn demilegend Jill Kelly play the title character.

(It's also great to see Diana Ross working again.)

I'd move the hair out of Jasmine's eyes, but it would just keep getting in there again.

Take off your goddamn coat, Evan! An even body temperature increases sperm count!

"Kill Jill" will be released next week.

· Hustler (hustler.com)

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