Morning Wood: Four More Years Rears

· Here's your chance to own the original "Bushplug" ... that's right, the first George W. Bush butt plug ever produced. Let's just hope it's an unused prototype; the whole concept is disturbing enough as it is. (ebay.com)

· Despite some interweb rumors to the contrary, Mary Carey has not lost her legal fight against Mariah Carey over their names. Will we ever be able to tell them apart? (tmz.com)

· Would you let a complete stranger watch you have sex just to score Philadelphia Eagles playoff tickets? If it was the Super Bowl we would understand, but for the first-round? (philly.com, via Deadspin)

· Internet sales of adult movies are cutting into the market for DVDs. Any chance that VHS comeback is going to happen? Because we would really like to unload our old tape collection. (redherring.com)

· Daryl Hannah claims that before she became a movie star she was nearly tricked into becoming a sex slave, and not the good kind. (thesun.co.uk)

· What's it like working in a porn shop every single day? Probably a lot like writing about porn every single day, only you'd actually get to play with dildos instead of just looking at tiny pictures of them online. (ocweekly.com, via Consumerist)

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