Morning Wood: We Love A Parade

· What website would use the Buddha to sell porn? Buddha Porn, of course. Mystery solved and, as usual, a little blasphemy never hurt anybody's pageviews. (buddha-porn.com + metro.co.uk)

· It's time for El Carnaval del Pais in Argentina, and Yahoo! has the the booby pictures to prove it. Don't you think the world needs more parades with babes in skimpy costumes? (asia1.com.sg + slideshow @ yahoo.com)

· Model Susan Eldridge would like to say "Hi." Ok, she's not actually saying it, but we think her body language speaks for itself. (arenamagazine.co.uk)

· In case you didn't already know, social networking sites are little more than free porn depositories in disguise. Why do you think they're so popular? (transworldnews.com)

· The Museum of Sex is offering a workshop for BDSM beginners. Students are encouraged to be tardy, so that they deserve to be punished. (museumofsex.com)

· Or if you can't make it to New York, just follow these shibari instructions and tie yourself up. You've earned it. (nofrag.com)

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