Morning Wood: Cash and Prizes

· Jennifer Aniston's breasts receive some sort of award. It's great to see them get recognized for all the hard work they do. (wwtdd.com)

· Have you heard about this AVN Awards thing? Carrot Top is going to be there! (vegasblog.latimes.com)

· Speaking of AVN, they're sticking with the "porn = $12.9 billion a year" calculation, no matter what you or anyone else thinks. They've even got numbers to back it up, if that sort of thing gets you hot. (avn.com)

· Kittens and puppy dogs next to naked ladies? This is the worst advertising campaign ever. Or maybe it's the best. (sandeepmakam.blogspot.com)

· The state of Rhode Island is selling the strip club that it owns and operates out of the same building as the Department of Transportation. Yes, that sentence is correct. (projo.com)

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