Sex Blog Roundup: Pornified Edition

In the spirit of this week's glossy, sassy goings-on in Las Vegas, here's a look at some of the top pornified pop shots we've come across recently from some of the best sex bloggers on the interweb. Whether they're writing about making porn, emulating porn, selling porn, or producing it, the writers in today's roundup prove that what goes down in Porn Valley isn't the only thing that goes down.

Grab your sticky remote and join virtual video vixen Chelsea Girl after the jump.

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Sex Blog Roundup
by Chelsea Girl

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Totally Pumped
My husband and I had been in the lifestyle for only two years and we both had great experiences. Our favorite thing to do was live out what we'd watched in the adult videos we rented and bought. One particular movie was a gang bang. This girl took on 50 guys. The movie showed her sucking and getting fucking all 50 guys. She took loads of cum in her mouth, pussy, and ass. I could tell by the look in my husband's eyes that he would love to see me doing that with a group of guys, of course him included.
- Dirty Couple in Virginia

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Unable to See the Curtains for the Blinds
My job, as I see it, is to help people enjoy their sexuality. The ugliest mug who ever stopped a watch at fifty paces can come in here and grab a movie that allows him for a while to be lusted after, to vicariously have sex with women that anywhere else would be reaching for their pepper spray. Normal couples can come in and select a toy or lube that for the span of a coupling reduces the universe to the compass of where their bodies intersect. Sure there is a percentage of those who huddle in a corner sobbing brokenly...
- Cast Upon the Thorns

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Cuckold Fantasies and the 'N' Word
Regarding these fantasies, excuse me while I repeat myself 'cuz you've heard it from me before: Don't try this at home.
At least that's my personal take on these very dirty, very erotic, very hot and very taboo "phone sex adventures." While I delight in creating each and every little filthy facet of this particular brand of mind-fuck, I do believe it should remain purely fantasy and nothing more. But then again...what do I know?
- ZenFetish

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Happy New Year to All of Our Friends
Our favorite place has a new toy. Actually, they have lots of new toys and ideas and rooms. But the newest of the new is an video camera mounted in on of the rooms with dual feeds. One plays back in the room itself. The other is on the main floor viewable by anyone and everyone. It was installed on Friday and had not been used by anyone yet.

Over the course of the evening, we all kept an eye on it....
- We Are the People Your Parents Warned You About

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Ten LIttle Known Fetishes Depicted in Amateur Porn
10. "Penciling" - when people stick a writing instrament into the vaginal or anal orifice and write sex haikus.
9. "Lapdogging" - one person wiggles, sticks his or her tongue out, and pants while being petted by his or her partner.
8. "Hooping" - masturbating while using a "hula hoop"
7. "Choogling" - two people share the same piece of gum... simultaneously.
- Homegrown Gazette: Another Hard Day at the Orifice

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