Wet Spots: We Do Our Best Work Under The Table

· Lindsay Lohan's mom, Dina, one-ups her daughter by getting an under-the-table handjob while dining at a fancy New York steakhouse. The young one still has much to learn. (nypost.com, via Gawker)

· Another strip club, another bust for prostitution, another mug shot gallery by the Smoking Gun. Doesn't anybody just take their clothes off anymore? (thesmokinggun.com)

· A former prosecutor turned big-time defense attorney may get to work a whole new side of the legal system, after being accused of running a high-priced call girl ring. At least he'll get to see a lot of old friends in prison. (nj.com)

· Remember those two cops who filmed a sex scene with an online pornstar? It seems they kinda, sorta regret that particular decision now. They do know how a video camera works, right? (winnipegfreepress.com)

· A Tennessee legislator doesn't like those late night "Girls Gone Wild" commercials, so he's just going to go ahead and make them illegal. (Along with any other adult advertising he doesn't care for.) Those ads are pretty annoying, but that's when we just change it to Cinemax. (xbiz.com)

· Finally, Japanese bikini butt wrestling. Or something. It's too late on a Friday to try and figure these things out. (YouTube, via shakewellbeforeuse.com)

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